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Chris Buchanan's avatar

Janet, you are so stinking funny! My new mantra..."Well, I'm not moving reindeer!" I've just found you today (through your article Let the Kids Get Weird) and you've been a huge boost to my dream of writing books kids treat like contraband

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Janet's avatar

I like this dream!!

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Holly P's avatar

I have this on holy from the library! LOL @ "coma inducer"

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Janet's avatar

knock us OUT

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Catherine Baab's avatar

So good! Needed this this morning.

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Janet's avatar

nancy doing us all a SERVICE :)

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April Hussar's avatar

Oh this is so good. I’m sending to all my friends and sisters with young children!

Also, actual lol: “(babywear! room-share! feed on demand! definitely do not ditch your kid and husband and have a psychosexual holiday a few miles away in a motel).”

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Janet's avatar

don't do it!!

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April Hussar's avatar

😂

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Crankypants Hangry Lady's avatar

My mom and grandma loved Sears! There is a facility near my house that raises monkeys for testing. They escape all the time. My fantasy is that they hijack a nearby train and ride it to NY.

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Janet's avatar

this is how planet of the apes starts

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