a tale
I tentacled a kid for stitches while he yelled “this guy is trying to kill me.” He also said he was brave afterwards.
keeping this verb, and - I guess we are a safe kind of horror?! do we just blend in with them in their heads, do they think our tentacles were their own courage? bless 'em
Brilliant piece Janet, I was right there under the meat lights with you 🥩
Sometimes bravery comes from within, other times it must be foisted upon you. Either way, the outcome is brave 😁
Yes!!! Nailed it em, actually he felt brave AFTER somehow 🥩🥩🥩
poor little guy--that applies to all of you!
it's such a unique little trauma!
Can't imagine a worse place for this to happen than the crossgates mall
thank you for understanding! no worse place than a once-best buy staffed by men in camo holding needles
“A shop that sells Christmassy Pez dispensers but also may attack you.“ 😭
Also can’t believe somehow I never heard of birthing combs???? I read the inscription as meaning “they made me do it” 😂
ahahaha I would 10/10 wear a birthing tshirt that said THEY MADE ME DO IT
New business plan!
When I looked down there was only one set of footprints in the sand, and they were those of my birthing comb
I tentacled a kid for stitches while he yelled “this guy is trying to kill me.” He also said he was brave afterwards.
keeping this verb, and - I guess we are a safe kind of horror?! do we just blend in with them in their heads, do they think our tentacles were their own courage? bless 'em
Brilliant piece Janet, I was right there under the meat lights with you 🥩
Sometimes bravery comes from within, other times it must be foisted upon you. Either way, the outcome is brave 😁
Yes!!! Nailed it em, actually he felt brave AFTER somehow 🥩🥩🥩
poor little guy--that applies to all of you!
it's such a unique little trauma!
Can't imagine a worse place for this to happen than the crossgates mall
thank you for understanding! no worse place than a once-best buy staffed by men in camo holding needles
“A shop that sells Christmassy Pez dispensers but also may attack you.“ 😭
Also can’t believe somehow I never heard of birthing combs???? I read the inscription as meaning “they made me do it” 😂
ahahaha I would 10/10 wear a birthing tshirt that said THEY MADE ME DO IT
New business plan!
When I looked down there was only one set of footprints in the sand, and they were those of my birthing comb