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Miranda's avatar

I save your writing like little treats and it always satisfies.

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Janet's avatar

Best compliment from one of the best!

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Holly P's avatar

I LOVED THIS

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Janet's avatar

hahah thank you holly!!! To our newsletters!!! <3 <3 <3

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Claire Zulkey's avatar

There is a massage place I go to where they sometimes stick their fingers in your ear holes and god help me, I like it

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Janet's avatar

Noodles had that once in Chinatown but NO WARNING! Just a sudden wiggle and pop lol. I can maybe see it feeling good if it’s like getting pool water out of your ear over and over - underrated

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Crankypants Hangry Lady's avatar

I also want to take care of masseuses.

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Janet's avatar

who will mother the masseuses!!

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Crankypants Hangry Lady's avatar

Oh I meant to tell you! My friend is taking a writing workshop in Brooklyn. Their assignment is to write about Kafka and parenting.

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Janet's avatar

I will personally need a report

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Janet's avatar

no!!!!! amazing - his terrible dad oof

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